November 19th, 2009 by admin

Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer…”I am here to offer you a deal,” the Devil said.

“I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim.In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents.”Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, “Unlimited wealth and power?”"Absolutely unlimited,” the Devil asserted.”A pandering media?” she asked.”They`ll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do,” the Devil assured.”And you want my soul, my family`s souls, and the souls of my constituents?” she asked.”Yes. All of them,” the Devil answered.Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:”So…what`s the catch?”