A scratch golfer hits his ball three hundred yards
November 19th, 2009 by admin
A scratch golfer hits his ball three hundred yards straight down the fairway, and it hits a sprinkler and careens off into the woods. He finds the ball, but trees surround it. He s pissed, says what the hell, grabs his nine-iron, and hits the ball as hard as he can. It bounces off a tree back at the golfer`s head and kills him.
He arrives in heaven, and God himself is at the Pearly Gates to greet him. Looking up his records, God sees that the guy golf`s and says, “Are you any good?
The golfer looks at God and says, “I got here in two, didn`t I?
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