December 14th, 2009 by admin
Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan`s well-oiled economic machine. It`s only a matter of time before that powerful engine of productivity begins to sputter and fail. What could cause such a sharp turnaround? High interest rates?
December 14th, 2009 by admin
There was once a Japanese businessman who was engaged in a particular corporate meeting held in a particular business district in the Philippines. As he stepped out of the airport, he hailed the local cab, board it and requested his destination to be Manila Hotel.
December 14th, 2009 by admin
Q: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ITALIAN WOMAN AND A CATFISH?
December 14th, 2009 by admin
25 Signs That You Are Italian And Live In The 3rd Millennium ~ 1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave
December 14th, 2009 by admin
Three Italian mothers were attending a football game. Each had a son playing on the same team. At the start of the game, the first boy saw his opportunity, grabbed the ball and running quickly, out-foxed the opposing team, making the first touchdown.
December 14th, 2009 by admin
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!” “What`s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you`ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I`m just not happy.”
December 14th, 2009 by admin
A Frenchman and an American were seated next to an Italian on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
December 14th, 2009 by admin
An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his oldest son, “Tony, why you-a such a fat-a fuck?” Tony says, “Poppa, it`s-a Mama`s spaghetti!
December 14th, 2009 by admin
An old italian man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most.
December 14th, 2009 by admin
As I drew out my gun And hid by da bed, He flew troo da winda And slapped me `side da head. “What da hell you doin` Pullin` a gun on da Don?
