October 31st, 2009 by admin

Two grapes go on a date. At the end of the date the boy grape took the girl grape home gave her a kiss and told her that it was their only date.

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October 31st, 2009 by admin

The other day I was talking to my six-year-old son, Mack. I was getting after him about his behavior. I said to him,

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October 31st, 2009 by admin

John and Tony were in the bar, pondering over Tony`s problems. “Andrea and I want to get married, said Tony,

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October 31st, 2009 by admin

After spending all day putting in a new cement walk, Mr. Sullivan was horrified to see his kids using sticks to write their names in it.

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October 31st, 2009 by admin

Little Jackie`s mother was on the telephone with the child`s dentist.
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October 31st, 2009 by admin

The pastor preached about the beautiful kingdom of heaven and asked the congregation “how many of you would like to go to heaven from here?

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October 30th, 2009 by admin

A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. “What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?” she asked.

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October 30th, 2009 by admin

“How are you getting on with your football, Jack?
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October 30th, 2009 by admin

Two buddies were having a chat. Said one, “You know, I can trace my ancestors up the Family Tree.” The other responded,”

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October 30th, 2009 by admin

Customer: Waiter, Waiter, “what`s this fly doing in my soup?
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