July 15th, 2009 by admin
A more modern version of the binding of Isaac And it came to pass after these things that G-d did test Avraham. And He said to him “Avraham!”And Avraham replied “Hineni – here I am.”And He said, “Take your computer, your old computer, your 286, and install upon it an operating system, a new operating system, Windows 95, which I will
July 15th, 2009 by admin
The Story of Lot A father was reading Bible stories to his young son.He read, “The man named Lot was warned to take
July 15th, 2009 by admin
First Man A Sunday School teacher asked little Willie who the first man in the Bible was.”Hoss.” said Willie.
July 15th, 2009 by admin
Mother of JesusA ten year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.
July 15th, 2009 by admin
Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to JerusalemA Sunday School teacher asked her class why
July 15th, 2009 by admin
Children and The BibleThese are written by children and have not been retouched or corrected, poor spelling and all!The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
July 15th, 2009 by admin
Little Bobby Goes to the Park Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly tryingweek in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.
July 15th, 2009 by admin
Lot`s wife The Sunday school teacher had just finished the lesson. She had taught the portion of the Bible that told of how Lot`s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt.
July 15th, 2009 by admin
Biblical Headlines Written by Today`s MediaOn Red Sea crossing:WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKEPursuing Environmentalists KilledOn David vs. Goliath:HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPIONPsychologist Questions Influence of RockOn Elijah on Mt. Carmel:FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
July 15th, 2009 by admin
Pharaoh`s daughter The greatest financier in the Bible was the Pharaoh`s daughter.
