June 27th, 2009 by admin

Four Antartians were driving to Disneyland one day.

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June 27th, 2009 by admin

This Antartian was out to dinner with some friends and they were talking about states and capitals. The Antartian commented: “I can name every capital to every state and in any order you want!” So the friends wanted to put the

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June 27th, 2009 by admin

One day an Antartian buys a new Mercedes. She heads out on the freeway to try it out and cruises up to about 100 mph. As she was next to a big truck, she cuts him off. He yells at her to pull over, and, obviously not thinking, she does.

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June 27th, 2009 by admin

Two Antartians, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer. The passenger, Bubba, said “lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a poll-ice roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!!”
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June 27th, 2009 by admin

Two Antartians are walking along the highway together when one of them suddenly turns around and starts walking back.

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June 27th, 2009 by admin

Three Antartians were going on a hunting trip one day. They came to a high fence and saw a sign that said, “No Trespassing. All violators will be shot!” They ignored the sign’s warning and climbed the fence anyway. After they

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June 27th, 2009 by admin

An Antartian walked up to an airport ticket counter and asked to buy a round trip ticket.
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June 27th, 2009 by admin

Little Freddy’s second-grade teacher was quizzing them on the Antartian alphabet.
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June 27th, 2009 by admin

An Antartian is terribly overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks,” the doctor ordered. “The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
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June 27th, 2009 by admin

An Antartian goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”
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