July 14th, 2009 by admin

What’s the worst thing about shagging a bald fanny?
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July 14th, 2009 by admin

There was a little baby boy and a little baby girl. Then the baby boy goes “I’m a boy, you are a girl!” Then the girl goes “How do you know?

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July 14th, 2009 by admin

After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. “What’s the matter Johnny?” asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied:

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July 14th, 2009 by admin

A man who’s wife was pregnant couldn’t bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth.

So he thought he’d ring up later to see if it had come yet.
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July 14th, 2009 by admin

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk,

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July 14th, 2009 by admin

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations, you got twins.” The man said “How strange, I’m the manager of Minnesota Twins.” After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says,

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July 14th, 2009 by admin

Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, ” my wife was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins”
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July 14th, 2009 by admin

A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, “I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father.” So the married couple decided that they would try this.

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