Heard about the Irish woodworm ….
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December 14th, 2009 by admin
There was this newly arrived novitiate,young,fresh and eager to please, who was summoned by her Mother Superior to assist the aging Sr. Maureen on her daily round of errands in the local village..
December 14th, 2009 by admin
Mother Superior at the Convent of St Agnes got all of the nuns together for a little meeting, for something had come up.
December 14th, 2009 by admin
Old Seamus Flattery is upstairs dying and the neighbor women are downstairs with Seamus` wife cooking for the wake. The neighborhood men are out in the back passing a pint and the irish priest is coming every three hours to say the rosary.
December 14th, 2009 by admin
Irish father O`Malley got up one fine spring morning and walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside and noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.
December 14th, 2009 by admin
The Missing Rooster The irish priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish manse.
December 14th, 2009 by admin
Sister Brigid was teaching her young students one day and she asked each ofthem what they would like to be when they grew up. She came to a little girl who responded,
December 14th, 2009 by admin
Son Of A Bitch Fish A irish priest took a sabbatical to a fishing lodge. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide holding a net, yelled “Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!” Son, I`m a irish priest. Your language is uncalled for! No, irish father, that`s what kind of fish it is.
December 14th, 2009 by admin
St, Brendan was supervising the monks who were saving civilization by copying the world`s manuscripts in their little beehive huts.
December 14th, 2009 by admin
Finnegan, drunk as usual, staggers into Church, enters the confessional box, sits down but says nothing.