Some day you may lose your hair

November 29th, 2009 by admin

Some day you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth,

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Not the sharpest knife

November 29th, 2009 by admin

Not the sharpest knife

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His antenna doesn`t

November 29th, 2009 by admin

His antenna doesn`t

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I`d explain it to you but

November 29th, 2009 by admin

I`d explain it to you but

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A woman puts on a dress two sizes

November 29th, 2009 by admin

A woman puts on a dress two sizes smaller than her large frame and thinking that she looked good she turned to her brother and asked, “How do I look in this dress?”
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A large woman put on a dress

November 29th, 2009 by admin

A large woman put on a dress and asked her husband if the dress made her look different.
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At a bar, one patron to another

November 29th, 2009 by admin

At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.

Why?


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A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm.

November 29th, 2009 by admin

A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm.

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