November 24th, 2009 by admin
Once upon a time a Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman were captured by the Red Indians on a prospecting trip in North America. They been tied up against their respective totem poles for a day when the Chief walked up to the Englishman, pinched the skin of his upper arm and said,
November 24th, 2009 by admin
A Native American and his friend were in downtown New York City, walking near Times Square in Manhattan. It was during the noon lunch hour and the streets were filled with people. Cars were honking their horns, taxicabs were squealing around corners, sirens were wailing, and the sounds of the city were almost deafening. Suddenly, the Native American said,
November 24th, 2009 by admin
An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked. The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout. “You must use all your years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are up against here.
November 24th, 2009 by admin
An Indian man has spent many days crossing Montana without water.His horse dies of thirst. He`s crawling through the grass, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ground several yards ahead of him.He crawls to the object,
November 24th, 2009 by admin
Two tribes were visiting each other. The men were in council and the leader of one tribe, wishing to make conversation said, “I did not sleep well, last night.”
November 24th, 2009 by admin
“Grandpa, don`t you wish all the white men would go back to Europe?”
November 24th, 2009 by admin
An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called.
November 24th, 2009 by admin
An Indian man was violently whipping one of his young sons. A man passing by said. “Say now!” “Why are you whipping that boy.”"He lied to me.”
November 24th, 2009 by admin
One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.Approaching the car,
November 24th, 2009 by admin
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.However, in modern business, because of the heavy investment factors to be taken into consideration, often other strategies have to be tried with dead horses, including the following:1. Buying a stronger whip.
