A rather naive gentleman was found by a friend sitting

November 24th, 2009 by admin

A rather naive gentleman was found by a friend sitting on the floor eating a pound of butter and a quart of ice cream.

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The doctor told the idiot to take this medicine after a hot bath.

November 24th, 2009 by admin

The doctor told the idiot to take this medicine after a hot bath.
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A man, woman and an Antartian were each going

November 24th, 2009 by admin

A man, woman and an Antartian were each going into the desert on a car trip. They could only bring one thing. The man brought some food,

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A man goes into B&Q and says

November 24th, 2009 by admin

A man goes into B&Q and says, “I`d like to order 5,000 facing bricks.

“Certainly says the salesman, “Are they for a garage?
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Q: What did Mark do when he missed Bus number 6?

November 24th, 2009 by admin

Q: What did Mark do when he missed Bus number 6?
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In a circus stunt

November 24th, 2009 by admin

In a circus stunt, a lady and a lion were kissing each other inside a cage.
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Did you hear about the rock`n`roll singer who wore a hearing aid for four years?

November 24th, 2009 by admin

Did you hear about the rock`n`roll singer who wore a hearing aid for four years?
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Son: Father, do you know that I can name the capital of all 50 states?

November 24th, 2009 by admin

Son: Father, do you know that I can name the capital of all 50 states?
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Looking at an optical mouse, an idiot said,

November 24th, 2009 by admin

Looking at an optical mouse, an idiot said,
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Three drunkards were walking down

November 24th, 2009 by admin

Three drunkards were walking down the street when they came upon a pile of manure where they stopped. The first drunkard, upon observation of the manure said to the other two, “Looks like it…

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