July 14th, 2009 by admin
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit was so well drilled,” declared one, “that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.”
July 14th, 2009 by admin
Requesting a three day pass An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.The CO says “Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!
July 14th, 2009 by admin
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.”Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I`m here.
July 14th, 2009 by admin
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is an engineer.
July 14th, 2009 by admin
What do you think about the coming battle, General?
July 14th, 2009 by admin
A critical shortage of typistsA soldier was asked to report to the headquarters sergeant for an assignment.The sergeant said, ?We have a critical shortage of typists. I`ll give you a little test.
July 14th, 2009 by admin
A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room.
July 14th, 2009 by admin
Build a Road the Army Way One of my first jobs as a new Army lieutenant in Vietnam was to build a road across a rice paddy. Progress was slow because the paddy devoured most of the dirt we laid down.
July 14th, 2009 by admin
Sarge & the new recruits One day, a sergeant of long service standing was trying to teach a bunch of raw recruits how to handle the rifle. The rookies were firing hither and yon and finally one of them shot the sarge in the seat of his breeches. ?
July 14th, 2009 by admin
Daddy, were you in a war?While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a
