What`s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

November 20th, 2009 by admin

What`s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
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At the police station, Bubba explained to the police

November 20th, 2009 by admin

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. “Well,” Bubba began, “We wuz havin` a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said,

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Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.

November 20th, 2009 by admin

Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend, “Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow.” The next day,

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Two men from West Virginia went hunting.

November 20th, 2009 by admin

Two men from West Virginia went hunting. They were named Billy and Jimmy. Billy said to Jimmy, “Shoot at any deer that moves.” They both went to different tree stands.

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A couple of Oklahoma hunters are out in the woods

November 20th, 2009 by admin

A couple of Oklahoma hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn`t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

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Two hunters were in a lodge

November 20th, 2009 by admin

Two hunters were in a lodge, making small talk. One of them asked the other, “So, what do you hunt?” He answered, “I hunt unicorns.” The first hunter was startled, but said, “Really?

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An African village was troubled by a man-eating lion.

November 20th, 2009 by admin

An African village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great white hunter, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never showed up. Finally, he told the tribal chief to kill a cow and give him its hide.

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Two hunters are in the woods in deer season.

November 20th, 2009 by admin

Two hunters are in the woods in deer season. The morning hunt over, they head back to camp together. As they make their way along the path,

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A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife

November 20th, 2009 by admin

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey,

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There was 3 guys stranded in the mountains

November 20th, 2009 by admin

There was 3 guys stranded in the mountains and they weren`t going to be rescued for 3 days. So they all made a plan that each night one would get the food. So the first night the 1st guy goes out and comes back with a big deer. So the guy who was hunting tomorrow ask for advice on how to catch another one,

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