November 20th, 2009 by admin
My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper.One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, “You know, dear,
November 20th, 2009 by admin
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
November 20th, 2009 by admin
While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom.
November 20th, 2009 by admin
Every Scotsman`s fantasy is to have two women….
November 20th, 2009 by admin
Martha`s way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone.Martha`s way
November 20th, 2009 by admin
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory.He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door,
November 20th, 2009 by admin
Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand.
November 20th, 2009 by admin
My friend`s husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she would organize her time better. Recently he had a chance to put his theory into practice while his wife was away.
November 20th, 2009 by admin
My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time.He bought 100 cement blocks. Laying them out in a pattern, he discovered the chosen area was too small.
November 20th, 2009 by admin
Aimara, a Mexican maid announced to her Boss Mr Blanco and his wife that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, “I`m in the family way.”The wife was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who it was.The maid replied, “Your husband and your son.
