November 20th, 2009 by admin
An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got out to see if he could locate the trouble. A voice behind him said, “The trouble is the carburetor.”
November 20th, 2009 by admin
A big Texan is walking down the main street of Ballinclashett and encounters Liam standing on the pavement beside a big strong horse.This prompts the Texan to attempt to realise a lifelong dream and he says to Liam, Say Boy, that`s a fine-lookin horse you got there,
November 20th, 2009 by admin
Mitch, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak away to the race track. One day he was there betting on the ponies and nearly losing his shirt when he noticed this priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race.
November 20th, 2009 by admin
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse`s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, `ALLLLEEE OOOP!` really loudly in the horse`s ear.
November 20th, 2009 by admin
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse, named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled,
November 20th, 2009 by admin
The cavalryman was galloping down the road, rushing to catch up with his regiment. Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitched him to the ground. Lying in the dirt with a broken leg,
November 20th, 2009 by admin
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which.A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush.
November 20th, 2009 by admin
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons.She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
