November 20th, 2009 by admin
Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas rather than through the door?
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November 20th, 2009 by admin
What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving?
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November 20th, 2009 by admin
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
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November 20th, 2009 by admin
Dracula was on a night out with his buddies and after much intoxication decided to call it a night. On his walk home he took a few back streets to shortcut. Upon walking down one such dark alley he was hit in the back of the head by a sausage roll but after looking around could not see whom the culprit was. Once again, in the next dimly lit passage he felt a chicken wrap splat across his back, thrown from behind, but again the perpetrator had hidden.
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November 20th, 2009 by admin
A descendant of Eric The Red, named Rudolf the Red, was arguing with his wife about the weather. His wife thought it was going to be a nice day,
November 19th, 2009 by admin
A man and his wife are sitting at the kitchen table, which is next to the window. The man’s name is Rudolph, and since he is Russian, people call him “Rudolph the Red.”
