November 19th, 2009 by admin
Signs Hillary Clinton Does Not Understand New York* Actually ate a street vendor hot dog.* Sees Statue of Liberty and asks, “Oh, is that new?”* Believes the Mets can take it all the way this year.*
Gave speech to Hasidic Jews in which she promised to “fight for the rights of you Amish folk.”* Had an exploratory committee look into what an extended middle finger means.* Keeps asking when she`ll get to meet Batman.* Featured guest at her fundraisers: Reggie Miller.* Thinks the “subway” is just some place Bill takes her for their anniversary dinner.* Paid $25,000 for a sidewalk Rolex.
November 19th, 2009 by admin
Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer…”I am here to offer you a deal,” the Devil said.
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November 19th, 2009 by admin
On the Listening Tour, Hillary was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town she was visiting had named a sandwich after her.
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November 19th, 2009 by admin
By accident Hillary Clinton and Bob Dole met.”If I were your wive”,
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November 19th, 2009 by admin
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.”There`s no easy way to say this, so I`ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow.
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November 19th, 2009 by admin
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world.After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.”Kenneth.”"And what is your question, Kenneth?”"I have three questions: First – whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
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November 19th, 2009 by admin
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie`s lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes.The Genie said, “Nope…Due to inflation, constant downswing, low wages in third world countries,
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November 19th, 2009 by admin
Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.”Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says,
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November 19th, 2009 by admin
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, “What are all those clocks?
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November 19th, 2009 by admin
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy.” One little boy stands up and offers that, “If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy.”"No,”
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