November 19th, 2009 by admin
A very happy couple, on the eve of their wedding day, is killed by two stray bullets in a robbery gone bad. At the pearly gates they approach St. Peter and ask, ?Please,sir, we were just about to be married, is there any way we can have the ceremony uphere???Well,?
November 19th, 2009 by admin
A young man dies and goes to Heaven, where he finds he is third in line at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is taking a much-needed break, so an angel is admitting the newly arrived to Heaven.The angel tells the three new arrivals that because so many drug dealers and other criminals have managed to sneak into Heaven that St. Peter must now be a littlestricter with the screening process.
November 19th, 2009 by admin
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, “Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.”"Oh, No!” she said.But Saint Peter said not to worry he`d make it easy. “Who was God`s son?” asked Saint Peter.
November 19th, 2009 by admin
A young couple were driving down the road one day, happily, deliriously in love and due to be married the next day. Suddenly, a large truck swerved from the oncoming lanes into their car! BOOM! And they both died.At the Pearly Gates, the young couple confronted St. Peter. “Sir, you have to help us! We were to be married tomorrow. Is there any way we can be married in Heaven?” “Hmmm,”
November 19th, 2009 by admin
One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg?
November 19th, 2009 by admin
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, “I have to talk to you, I have some Cajuns up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates. My horn is missing. Barbecue sauce is all over their robes. Ham hock, spareribs, and crawfish shells are all over the streets of gold..
November 19th, 2009 by admin
A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked,
November 19th, 2009 by admin
Bill Gates died and went to Heaven. Saint Peter showed him to his house, a small cottage on a tiny plot in the woods. The closets were full of simple but servicable clothing, and the kitchen was stocked with the basic needs. Bill slowly settled into a modest and quiet life in heaven.
November 19th, 2009 by admin
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven.”Hungry, Seymour?” the Lord asked.”I could eat,” said Seymour.The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it. While eating this humble meal,
November 19th, 2009 by admin
Saint Peter is checking ID`s at the Pearly Gates, and first comes a Texan. “Tell me, what have you done in life?” says St. Peter.The Texan says, “Well, I struck oil, so I became rich,
