November 19th, 2009 by admin
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.
November 19th, 2009 by admin
The smoke detector industry is covering up research showing more people are injured every year falling
November 19th, 2009 by admin
Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Jack`s Last Will and Testament:”To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land,
November 19th, 2009 by admin
Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now there is the new Miracle Cat Diet! This diet will also work on humans! Except for cats that eat like people — such as getting lots of table scraps — most cats are long and lean
November 19th, 2009 by admin
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks.
November 19th, 2009 by admin
HMO Q & AQ. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, `Hey, Moe!` Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Dr. Moe Howard of “The Three Stoogies ” who discovered that a patient could be made to forget about the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eyes.
November 19th, 2009 by admin
It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life.
November 19th, 2009 by admin
When a physician remarked on a new patient`s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family.”"Your mother`s side or your father`s?”
