November 19th, 2009 by admin

A guy to a friend: “After three sets golf clubs and ten years of lessons,

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November 19th, 2009 by admin

After hitting his 7th ball into the water on the 4th hole,

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November 19th, 2009 by admin

Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball.

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November 19th, 2009 by admin

Two men were talking about golf. One of them said,

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November 19th, 2009 by admin

A young minister and an elderly parishoner were playing golf. The minister’s game was off and the old man was beating him badly.

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November 19th, 2009 by admin

Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, “Hey look at this great ball!” Tom replied, “What`s so great about it?” Bob said,

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November 19th, 2009 by admin

A scratch golfer hits his ball three hundred yards straight down the fairway, and it hits a sprinkler and careens off into the woods. He finds the ball, but trees surround it. He s pissed, says what the hell, grabs his nine-iron, and hits the ball as hard as he can. It bounces off a tree back at the golfer`s head and kills him.
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November 19th, 2009 by admin

One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says,

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November 19th, 2009 by admin

Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said,” I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60.”
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November 19th, 2009 by admin

Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: “I’ll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up.” When he returned he said:

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