November 5th, 2009 by admin
Moshe was eating in a Chinese restaurant and was chatting to his Chinese waiter.Moshe commented upon what a wise people the Chinese were.”Yes,” replied the waiter,
November 5th, 2009 by admin
EAST BERNARD, TX (DWPI) — Local barber Merton Storch revealed today that he can believe that the margarine spread “I Can`t Believe It`s Not Butter!” is not, in fact, butter.
November 5th, 2009 by admin
A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive restaurant and topped it off with some Napoleon brandy, then he summoned the headwaiter. “Do you recall,” he asked pleasantly,
November 5th, 2009 by admin
At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls.After several minutes with no reaction, I asked,
November 5th, 2009 by admin
It`s called “fast” food because you`re supposed to eat it really fast.
November 5th, 2009 by admin
A guy has celery sticking out of one ear, lettuce out of the other, and a zucchini up his nose.
November 5th, 2009 by admin
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.
November 5th, 2009 by admin
One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook behind the counter looked kind of harassed.
November 5th, 2009 by admin
The big problem with “fast” food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach.
November 5th, 2009 by admin
A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases.A clerk approached him and asked,
