November 4th, 2009 by admin
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so one says to the other, “We`ll have to come back here tomorrow!
November 4th, 2009 by admin
Wife after returning from fishing trip with husband to neighbor:
November 4th, 2009 by admin
A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in South Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”"Naw, ma fren, I ain`t got none of dem, no. Deez here are my pet fish.”"Pet fish?”Ya.
November 4th, 2009 by admin
It`s the late 1980`s, and this technician`s boss at a nonprofit agency has a brainstorm.”He wanted to provide a menu-driven telephone system that would let local boaters and fishermen call in for information on river levels,” says the tech.His further comments:
November 4th, 2009 by admin
Q: What do fishermen and hypochondriacs have in common?
November 4th, 2009 by admin
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “are there any gators around here?!”
November 4th, 2009 by admin
A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat.He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious the man rowed over and asked, “What is the mirror for?”"That`s my secret way to catch fish,” said the other man.
November 4th, 2009 by admin
Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. They rowed out a ways and started to fish.
November 4th, 2009 by admin
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish thatwould offer more for their sportsmen so they crossed a Coho with aWalleye and called it a Kowal.
November 4th, 2009 by admin
A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else. Whereas the other guys would only catch three or four fish a day, Sam would come in from the lake with a boat full of fish. Stringer after stringer was packed with freshly caught trout.
