November 4th, 2009 by admin
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I`d like to see your fishing licenses.”"We don`t have any.”
November 4th, 2009 by admin
One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beach and began CPR. A crowed watched as the firefighter frantically pumped on the boys chest. With great amazement water was pooring from the boys mouth.
November 4th, 2009 by admin
The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars.
November 4th, 2009 by admin
Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good time but had that look that something else was on his mind.
November 4th, 2009 by admin
Q: How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?
November 4th, 2009 by admin
Q: What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?
November 4th, 2009 by admin
A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof. When the fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and the Chief called out to the brunette to jump into the blanket.
November 4th, 2009 by admin
Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather was misrable and they hadn`t seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to play a game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his cards and said “that does it!
