November 2nd, 2009 by admin
a really poor farm family is about to kill their last pig before they hit the streets but then the son comes up with an idea and says well why dont we stick a cork up its butt so
November 2nd, 2009 by admin
Q:Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
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November 2nd, 2009 by admin
Farmer Emmitt had just finished cutting up hog meat when he gave his wife two hams and said, “Cora take these two hams and put them up for hard times.” Cora took the hams and put them in the freezer. One week later while Cora was sitting on the porch, an old truck pulled up and a man with an unfamiliar face got out.
November 2nd, 2009 by admin
A Montana sheep farmer was driving down the road outside of Billings one day when a State Trooper pulls him over and says,
November 2nd, 2009 by admin
A man`s car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the carburetor, said the cow.
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November 2nd, 2009 by admin
A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer fifty dollars to pull him out with his tractor. After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, Read the rest of this entry »
November 2nd, 2009 by admin
Q: Why did the farmer receive an award?
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November 2nd, 2009 by admin
Two brothers were raised on a farm, one brother moved to town. Every year, the city brother would come out to visit the farmer brother. Every time he came out, the farmer brother was complaining about his crops.
November 2nd, 2009 by admin
A man traveling through the country stopped at a small roadside fruit stand and bought some apples. When he mentioned they were awfully small, the farmer replied, “Yup
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November 2nd, 2009 by admin
Q. Who takes care of the farm when the farmer is sick?
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