October 30th, 2009 by admin
Mr. Johnson walked anxiously to the house and knocked. When a nice old lady answered, he said very sad, “I`m sorry, madam, but I have some bad news.
October 30th, 2009 by admin
The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to her. “I`m out of gas, she purred. ˜Could you push me to the gas station?
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October 30th, 2009 by admin
Lisa: Do you really lover, or do you just think you do?
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October 30th, 2009 by admin
A woman rushes into a hardware store and said, “Can I have a muse trap, please?
October 30th, 2009 by admin
The disgruntled diner summoned his waiter to the table, complaining, “My oyster stew doesn`t have any oysters in it.
October 30th, 2009 by admin
At an Italian wedding ceremony, the priest asked the bride, “Do you take Franco Giuseppe-Antonio to be your husband?
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October 30th, 2009 by admin
Asia was by far my favorite destination, the woman bragged at the party, though she had never been out of the United States.
October 29th, 2009 by admin
Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action movie about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarsenegger were in the room.
October 29th, 2009 by admin
Let me kiss your lips
Let me test your teeth
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October 29th, 2009 by admin
A man tell his friend, “I went to my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking
“What did he say?
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