October 22nd, 2009 by admin
Alabama Professional Engineers Exam1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-pound possum.2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?- `66 Ford Fairlane- `69 Chevrolet Chevelle- `64 Pontiac GTO3.
October 22nd, 2009 by admin
Normal people believe that if it isn`t broke,
October 22nd, 2009 by admin
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multimillion dollar machines.
October 22nd, 2009 by admin
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.Engineer: What`s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!Doctor: I don`t know but I`ve never seen such ineptitude!Priest:
October 22nd, 2009 by admin
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young Engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking for?”The Engineer said, “In the neighbourhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefit`s package.
October 22nd, 2009 by admin
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on.
October 22nd, 2009 by admin
Life lesson laws for engineersLaw #1: In any calculation, any error which can creep in will do so.Law #2: Any error in any calculation will be in the direction of most harm.Law #3: In any formula, constants (especially those obtained from engineering handbooks) are to be treated as variables.Law #4:
October 22nd, 2009 by admin
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where didyou get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied,
October 22nd, 2009 by admin
You might be an engineer if …… choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma…. you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room…. in college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure….
October 22nd, 2009 by admin
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I`ll turn into a beautiful princess”.He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
