June 25th, 2009 by admin
The Top 5 Signs Your Prom Date Is William Hung
5. He manages to tear your dress, trash your corsage and step on *both* your feet dancing, but that doggone goofy charm convinces you to give it up anyway.
June 25th, 2009 by admin
Top Ten Signs You Won`t Win “American Idol”
From the Late Show with David Letterman
10. You dedicate “I Will Always Love You” to Saddam Hussein
9. Backstage, people say, “Are you still here?”
June 25th, 2009 by admin
Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I Lost “American Idol”
10. “If I had won, I was gonna blow the prize money on candy and fireworks”
9. “Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for `The Apprentice`”
