October 22nd, 2009 by admin

What did the elephant say to naked man?

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October 22nd, 2009 by admin

Q. Why did the elephant stand on an orange outside the synagogue?

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October 22nd, 2009 by admin

How do you get an elephant up an oak tree?

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October 22nd, 2009 by admin

How do you get an elephant out of an oak tree?

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October 22nd, 2009 by admin

A jeweller called the police station to report a robbery.”You`ll never believe what happened, Sergeant. A truck backed up to my store, the doors opened and an elephant came out.

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October 22nd, 2009 by admin

How are an elephant and a banana just alike?They are both yellow . . . . uh . . . . Except for the elephant, of course.

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October 22nd, 2009 by admin

Why do elephants float in the river upside-down?

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October 22nd, 2009 by admin

How to catch a white elephant: Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a muffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant will be happy, and eat the muffin (with raisins).

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October 22nd, 2009 by admin

Why do ducks have flat feet?For stamping out forest fires.

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October 22nd, 2009 by admin

How do you get three elephants in a taxi?One in the front next to the driver, and two in the back.How do you know there is an elephant in your house?

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