“What are you learning at school now, Sue?

October 20th, 2009 by admin

“What are you learning at school now, Sue? Asked her Granny.

“French, German, and we`ve just started Algebra.
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An elderly lady was sitting in a restaurant

October 20th, 2009 by admin

An elderly lady was sitting in a restaurant crying silently with tears collecting in a bowl of soup.

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A recently widow says to her friend

October 20th, 2009 by admin

A recently widow says to her friend, “Oh don`t talk to me about lawyers
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Six packets of mothballs

October 20th, 2009 by admin

Six packets of mothballs, please, said an old lady to the chemist.
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The elderly couple stood before the family court judge

October 20th, 2009 by admin

The elderly couple stood before the family court judge after a lengthy divorce trial. The judge addressed the woman who was seventy-five years old,

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“I see you`re losing your hair.

October 20th, 2009 by admin

“I see you`re losing your hair.
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Two old buddies went fishing

October 20th, 2009 by admin

Two old buddies went fishing and one lost his dentures over the side of the boat in rough weather, so his prankster friend removed his own false teeth, tied them on his line and pretended he had caught the missing gnashers.
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As migration approached

October 20th, 2009 by admin

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.
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An old man is talking to his friends.

October 20th, 2009 by admin

An old man is talking to his friends.

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There were three sons

October 20th, 2009 by admin

There were three sons who wanted to get their mom a present for her birthday. One son decided that she wanted a bigger house and bought her a mansion.

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