September 17th, 2009 by admin

One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper
was flying somewhere above New Jersey.

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September 17th, 2009 by admin

“Gentlemen,” he began, “I have
good news and bad news.

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September 17th, 2009 by admin

Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash.
“Gentlemen,” he said,

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September 17th, 2009 by admin

Bill Gates rose and said, “Gentlemen, I
am the world’s smartest man. The world needs smart men.

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September 17th, 2009 by admin

The hippie smiled slowly and said,

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September 17th, 2009 by admin

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with
Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation.

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September 17th, 2009 by admin

Michael Jackson is walking out from the
operating room after his wife gave birth to their son.

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September 17th, 2009 by admin

Two of Clinton’s sperm are swimming around in
Monica, when one of the sperm looks at the other and says,

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September 17th, 2009 by admin

One day three midgets decided they wanted to
be in the record books the fist one says

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September 17th, 2009 by admin

A man was walking in the woods and came to a
cottage where the walls were covered with clocks.

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