September 16th, 2009 by admin
An elderly man bursts into a priest`s study and says, ” I`ve got to tell you this. I`m 90 years old and for the seventy years I`ve been married I never cheated on my wife.
September 16th, 2009 by admin
A Catholic boy and a Jewish boy were talking and the Catholic boy said,
September 16th, 2009 by admin
Years ago in Ireland, there was a priest who was very anti-British. Every Sunday he would blast them from the pulpit. He became so notorious that the Pope himself summoned the priest to Rome for an audience. “Father,” said the Pope, “I want that there should be peace between the British and the Irish.
September 16th, 2009 by admin
A priest and a bus driver both died and went to Heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where Pope St. Peter greets them. He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep and go out the back door. There are about 50 acres of rolling hills with a little cottage on the knoll. St. Peter turns to the priest and says
September 16th, 2009 by admin
A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some road damage directly across the street from a house of prostitution. They witnessed a Protestant minister lurking about, then duck into the house. “Would ye look at that, Darby!” said Pat. “What a shameful disgrace, those Protestant reverends sinning in a house the likes of that place!”
September 16th, 2009 by admin
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!” Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.
September 16th, 2009 by admin
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a wee dog that he loved and doted on. After many long years of faithful companionship, the dog finally died, so Muldoon went to the parish priest: “Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a Mass for him?
September 16th, 2009 by admin
A nun at a Catholic school asked her students what they want to be when they grow up. Little Suzy declares,
September 16th, 2009 by admin
A Jewish couple has a son who is a holy terror. When he gets to be of age, he`s kicked out of every school they put him in. Finally desperate, the father goes to the Rabbi for advice and the Rabbi says put him in the Catholic school.
September 16th, 2009 by admin
Scene: New York City, man is going to jump off the building. Up rushes good Irish cop. Cop yells up to the man “Don`t jump! Think of your father” Man replies “Haven`t got a father; I`m going to jump.”
