September 16th, 2009 by admin

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

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September 16th, 2009 by admin

Contemplating Cats There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.” –Anonymous”Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” –Anonymous”Cats are smarter than dogs. You can`t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” –Jeff Valdez”In a cat`s eye, all things belong to cats.” –English proverb”As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”

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September 16th, 2009 by admin

Wrapping Presents with a Cat 1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.2. Go to closet and collect bag in which present is contained, and shut door.3. Open door and remove cat from closet.4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.

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September 16th, 2009 by admin

What has more lives than a cat?

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September 16th, 2009 by admin

The Feline Diet Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now there is the new Miracle Cat Diet! This diet will also work on humans!

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September 16th, 2009 by admin

Pet Lovers` Manifesto Dear Dogs and Cats,When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.

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September 16th, 2009 by admin

Feline Physics Laws Law of Cat InertiaA cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force – such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

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September 16th, 2009 by admin

Woman & Cats I`ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don`t listen, they don`t come in when you call,

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September 16th, 2009 by admin

Cat Diary DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape,and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

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September 16th, 2009 by admin

Lose The Cat A man hated his wife`s cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.

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