Q How did ancient egyptians travel
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In 1940 two men were flying from
June 25th, 2009 by admin
In 1940 two men were flying from New York to Los Angeles on what was then a new DC-3. The left New York and when they landed in Philadelphia, a red truck drove up to put fuel into the wing.
A little while later, they landed in Pittsburgh and, again, a red truck pulled up to fill the tanks with fuel.
Each time they landed to discharge or take on passengers, a red truck would pull up and add fuel to the tanks. Finally, after landing in Kansas City and seeing truck pull up again, one said to the other, “we sure are making good time.”
Said the other, “yes, we are, and so is that red truck!”
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Why is the mistletoe hanging over
June 25th, 2009 by admin
Why is the mistletoe hanging over the baggage counter? asked the airline passenger, amid the
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A man went to the airline counter.
June 25th, 2009 by admin
A man went to the airline counter. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, do you have reservations?”
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Three old pilots are walking on the ramp.
June 25th, 2009 by admin
Three old pilots are walking on the ramp. First one says, Windy, isn’t it?
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Pilot: Control tower, what time is it?
June 25th, 2009 by admin
Pilot: Control tower, what time is it?
Control tower: What airline is this?
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I’ve never flown before,
June 25th, 2009 by admin
I’ve never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. You will bring me down safely, won’t you?
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A jet ran into some turbulent weather.
June 25th, 2009 by admin
A jet ran into some turbulent weather. To keep the passengers calm the flight attendants brought out the beverage carts. I’d like a soda, said a passenger in the first row.
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A man at the airline counter tells the rep
June 25th, 2009 by admin
A man at the airline counter tells the rep. I’d like this bag to go to Berlin, this one to California, and this one to London.
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1. Another flight attendant’s comment on a less than perfect
June 25th, 2009 by admin
1. Another flight attendant’s comment on a less than perfect
landing: “We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo
bounces us to the terminal.”
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