Do you know how they came up with the name Canada?

September 15th, 2009 by admin

Do you know how they came up with the name Canada? They put several letters into a hat and drew each letter out.

`The first letter is C, eh.
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Why do Candadians like to do it `doggie-style`?

September 15th, 2009 by admin

Why do Candadians like to do it `doggie-style`?
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There’s a canadian, an american and a chinese person

September 15th, 2009 by admin

There’s a canadian, an american and a chinese person and they`re all construction workers. the first and second day they all get the same lunch so they all say `if i get the same lunch tommarrow im gonna kill my self`.

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A French guest who was staying in a hotel

September 15th, 2009 by admin

A French guest who was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.

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Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?

September 15th, 2009 by admin

Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?

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An Englishman, a Canadian and an American

September 15th, 2009 by admin

An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.
The terrorist leader said, “Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about.”

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Top Ten Reasons For Being Canadian

September 15th, 2009 by admin

Top Ten Reasons For Being Canadian
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.

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The difference between a New Yorker

September 15th, 2009 by admin

The difference between a New Yorker seeing his CAR being
vandalized & a Canadian seeing HIS car being vandalized is:

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A Canadian bloke is walking down the street

September 15th, 2009 by admin

A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks,

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