September 13th, 2009 by admin

Grow up and be president Clinton`s mother prayed fervently that

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September 13th, 2009 by admin

Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied,

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September 13th, 2009 by admin

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight`s special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.”The chicken sounds good, I`ll have that,” Hillary says.The waiter nods: “And the vegetable?” he asks.”Oh, HE`ll have the fish.” Hillary replies.

September 13th, 2009 by admin

Taking up a collection for Bill Clinton A Marine Colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, “Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual, nothing is moving.”He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, “Excuse me, Officer, what seems to be the hold up?”The officer replies,

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September 13th, 2009 by admin

Bill Clinton & the Genie Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie`s lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes.The Genie said, “Nope…Due to inflation, constant downswing, low wages in third world countries, and fierce global competition,

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September 13th, 2009 by admin

Bill, Al, and Hillary all die in a plane crash. Upon reaching Heaven, they are escorted as important personages directly to see God. God looks at Bill and asks, “Bill, you`ve sinned a great deal. Why should I allow you to enter into Heaven?”"Well, gee, God,” replies Bill, “I`m the Pres-ee-dent of the United States.

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September 13th, 2009 by admin

Brand New Kittens Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, “What`s in the box, kid?” The little boy says, “Kittens, they`re brand new kittens.” Al Gore laughs and says, “What kind of kittens are they?”

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September 13th, 2009 by admin

The Clintons Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under this fancy “Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,” which means that even if she never gets re-elected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies.If Bill out-lives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary out-lives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that? WE DO!It`s common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense.

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September 13th, 2009 by admin

Oz Bill Clinton, Newt Ginrich and Dan Quayle were riding in a car in the mid-west.. Along came a tornado and picked up the car and threw it 100s of miles away – As they were climbing out of the car and checking themselves for injuries, Newt Gingrich exclaimed that he thought they were in OZ – he said “I`m going to see the wizard and ask for a heart”, Dan Quayle said “I`m going to see the wizard and ask for a brain”…..Bill said “Where`s Dorthy?”

September 13th, 2009 by admin

Make Someone Happy Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.”Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy”.Hillary tosses her

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