July 15th, 2009 by admin
A Tried and Trusted Employee A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours.
July 15th, 2009 by admin
A banker decided to get his first tailor made suit A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit.
July 15th, 2009 by admin
Things you would NOT want to see happen at the ATM You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: “Not worth wasting paper”, and ejects your card. You try to get a balance inquiry, and the screen says:
July 15th, 2009 by admin
Two lawyers are in a bank, when armed robbers suddenly burst in. While severalof the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.
July 15th, 2009 by admin
If you owe the bank $100, that`s your problem.
July 15th, 2009 by admin
Top Ten Signs You Need a New Bank Letterman`s Top Ten Signs You`re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank
10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other.
9. After you get a free toaster, bank president shows up at your house begging for toast.
July 15th, 2009 by admin
FHA LoanA New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA (Federal Housing Administration) loan for a client. He was told that the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to aparcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property datedback to 1803, which took the lawyer three months to track down.
July 15th, 2009 by admin
The old native American wanted a loan for $500. The banker pulled out the loan application, “What are you going to do with the money?”"Take jewellery to city and sell it,” was the response.”What have you got for collateral?”"Don`t know collateral.”
July 15th, 2009 by admin
The banker fell overboard from a friend`s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted,
July 15th, 2009 by admin
Daughter in college Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter`s college education?
