November 28th, 2009 by admin

Our dog left so many disgusting stains on our carpet that we had to buy new carpet.

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November 28th, 2009 by admin

I recently realized why Michael Jackson calls his ranch “Neverland.”

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November 28th, 2009 by admin

Men and women have a hard time communicating. Combine this with the fact that more and more women are entering the workforce,

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November 28th, 2009 by admin

I just bought a computer. The guy who does my website has three computers. He told me the other day, “My computer went down on me 6 times today.”

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November 28th, 2009 by admin

When you bring a newborn home, how long is he supposed to wear that hat?

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November 28th, 2009 by admin

President Bush said that the economy is doing better and he’s right.

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November 28th, 2009 by admin

I fall asleep on the D.C. metrorail rides everytime. If you’d ever ridden the metrorail you would’ve seen my grease spot on the window. Thanks, that’s me!

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November 28th, 2009 by admin

I am lucky to be alive. My sister almost killed me last year.

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November 28th, 2009 by admin

My daughter is 14 now. She will be a legal adult in four more years. She can do anything she wants then. She could get pregnant and make me a grandfather.

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November 28th, 2009 by admin

I was playing golf with OJ Simpson the other day and he passed out from sun stroke.

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